Glo & Bro is a limited liability company created for the sole purpose of kicking Sauron's ass. Kicking Sauron's ass may include, but is not limited to, kicking the ass of orcs, goblins, trolls, dragons, uruk-hai, evil wizards (including former White Council CEOs), eight-legged freaks, bats (oversized or otherwise), fellbeasts, Nazgul (alternately known as Ringwraiths, Ring-wraiths, Black Riders, Dark Riders, the Nine Riders, or simply the Nine) and any other slippery, slimy, ugly motherfuckers who decide to ally themselves with that little bitch in Mordor.
This LLC was made possible by the elves of Imladris® (AKA Rivendell®), along with generous contributions from the men and women of Gondor® and Rohan®, and a small donation from the hobbits of the Shire®.