Santa and His Elves 1.0

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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through Arthedain

Not a creature was stirring, not even a crebain

The Boots from Erebor were hung by the Dwarven Forge with care

In the hopes that Spirit Theoden soon would be there

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The hobbits were nestled all snug in their beds

While visions of Old Toby danced in their heads.

Gimli in Citadel Plate and Beregond with Gondorian Shield

Were both dozing off like Sleeping Sentry just got revealed.

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When out on the Parth Galen there arose such a clatter

I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter

Away to the window I flew with Astonishing Speed

And saw an old bearded man somehow riding two steeds

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Noldor and Rohan heroes just what the heck?

Well I knew in a moment, it must be a gimmicky holiday themed deck

But more temporary than eagles, his allies they came

And he whistled and he shouted and he called them by name:

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"On Elfhelm, on Gamling, on Eomund (my step brother)

On Hama, on Emery, on Glorfindel, and you no-name others!

To the top of the Front Porch, to the top of the Deeping Wall

Now, discard away, discard away, discard away all!"